Dear Future Gynecologists of America:
Please give a sister warning before you commence a rectal exam.
Thank you for your kind consideration,
Poked in Portland
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Dear Future Patients of Gynecologists of America:
Do yourself a solid and skip the post-pap-smear sigmoidoscopy. After the high uterine scrape, the last thing you want is to view the insides of your intestines on a circa 1985 Apple IIe monitor.
You can thank me later.
Yours from the Final Frontier,
Glutton for Punishment
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