Un. Believable.

Trainer:  Blah blah blah blah blah COUGAR blah blah blah.

Beto:  Uh oh.

Me:  You know, I really hate both the term and the concept of "Cougar."  It's belittling to women who are enjoying the same thing that men have been enjoying since the beginning of time, and it's always applied to fake blond, plasticized, shallow chicks who universally lack both integrity and pride.

Trainer:  So, you're just mad because you're Cougar-aged?