I know, I know

Yes, it has been a long time since I last posted, and I know that a successful blog requires regular updating, but I appeal to your gentler nature, dear reader (all three of you, my mother included), for life has been a hot mess in 2010.

1.  We are trying to sell a house.  In the market?  Please say yes... I am on the verge of begging, here.

Said house:

2.  We have a new puppy.  He eats everything in sight and has roughly 6500 body parts moving at any given fraction of time.

Said puppy:

(That glow in his eye is the eternal fire of the devil.)

3.  I am at a Level 3 Addiction relating to the Outlander series and spend my free time reading any one of seven books of 1000 pages, each.  

4.  I have medical issues.  I like to call them the "Doctors' Full Employment Act of 2010."

Don't worry - no pictures.  Trust me when I tell you that you don't wanna see... although I could *maybe* get you a video, if you pay me enough.

5.  I am also addicted to Facebook, which is every lazy narcissist's dream.

6.  And honestly, a big part of me just wanted to keep my note to Cosmo out in the universe, unobstructed, a little longer.  I still miss him every single day.

So nyeah, that about covers it, for now.  I will write more... perhaps about the ghost in our house, the astounding increase in concentration of asshat drivers on the streets of Portland, all of the ridiculous house projects I want to work on, my new volunteerism efforts, my failed attempt at redemption, and blah blah blah.  Tomorrow.  Or the day after.