Progeny Overload

There are a lot of reasons why The Husband Figure and I should not - and will not - breed.  Among those are this fact:  Any child of ours would be Irish/Italian/English/Czech/Dutch/German/Native Brazilian/Portuguese.  It would be as if The Almighty stuck the world in a blender with a shot of jagermeister and dumped the remains into a mug stolen from IHOP.