Chewing Cardboard's TaskMaster List for 2011: Because Being Old is Cool

2.  Watch Lake Placid.  Then Watch It Again.  Then Laugh Until You Pee Your Britches.

Lake Placid is one of the singularly most hilarious movies you've never seen, but much like a good bratwurst, it's better the second time.  ... Finest one-liners in cinematic history, and Betty White - before the Betty White Renaissance - chock full of F-Bombs.

I mean, who doesn't like some profanity-laden Grey Panthers?

This movie will Turn. That. Frown. Upside. Down.